Tuesday, January 6, 2009

WWE teams up with WGN for "WWE Superstars"

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Last night, it was reported on the Slam! Sports wrestling news section that that World Wrestling Entertainment [WWE] and WGN had released information on the new weekly WWE show coming to cable network WGN America this spring.

In the announcement, no official date was mentioned but it was noted the new show, which is a first-run, original program called "WWE Superstars," will begin airing after Wrestlemania 25 in April 2009 on Thursday nights at 8 and 11 p.m with an additional airing on the weekend.

The action-packed "WWE Superstars" will be produced by WWE and will feature Superstars and Divas from the entire WWE roster in a one-hour show that will give WWE six hours of first run shows to fill each week.

While this news sounds exciting, I am a bit on the hesitant side to think that this will be a one-hour show like RAW, Smackdown and ECW where there is wrestling action. The cynic in me thinks that this one-hour show will simply be a recap show, similar to WWE shows like Afterburn, that will just show highlights from the week in WWE with an occasional feature on a Superstar or Diva.

On the other hand, I could be totally wrong and this could in fact be a new one-hour wrestling show that will give some more talents on the roster a chance to showcase their talents that they may not get the chance to on the regular three shows, similar to what WWE Velocity and Heat were used for during their runs.

I guess we will just have to wait until April 2009 for our answer when the debut show airs.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Alzheimer’s pinning Lord Littlebrook

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Over the weekend, the Wrestling Observer newsletter reported that professional midget wrestler Eric Tovey [pictured above], better known to professional wrestling fans as "Lord Littlebrook,"celebrated his 80th birthday on Saturday bedridden as he is currently suffering from Alzheimer's, dementia and can no longer walk due to losing the use of both his legs, which has baffled his doctors.

Littlebrook, perhaps best known for being on the card at Wrestlemania III in a mixed tag-team match with Little Tokyo and King Kong Bundy against Hillbilly Jim, Little Beaver and Haiti Kid [which can be viewed at the end of this entry courtesy of youtube], has been credited as being one of the first wrestlers to use aerial maneuvers on his opponents, paving the way for high flying wrestlers such as "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka, "Flyin" Brian Pillman, Rob Van Dam and Kofi Kingston.

I would like to give my condolences to the Tovey family as well as all his relatives. I know how hard of a toll seeing a loved one with Alzheimer's takes on one person as my grandfather suffered from Alzheimer's for seven-years before passing away in April 2007.

I don't want to sound mean or cold-hearted but with all these complications Mr. Tovey is suffering from, I would urge the family to consider ending the suffering for Mr. Tovey as soon as possible. In all honesty, the person they knew and loved growing up left Mr. Tovey's body a long time ago and I know from personal experience that when a loved one has Alzheimer's, it will only get worse the longer it progresses, which is why it is called "The Long Goodbye."



Sunday, January 4, 2009

Government issues report on steroids in wrestling

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Earlier today, I made my usual visit to the Slam! Sports wrestling news section and saw something that caught my attention and could shake-up the industry of professional wrestling.

According to the website, on Jan. 3, 2008, United States Senator Henry Waxman [D-CA] provided the results of the U.S. Congressional Oversight Committee's investigation into steroid use in the professional wrestling industry and the results were filed with the U.S. Office of National Drug Control Policy.

The six page report, which can be viewed by clicking "HERE" attacks the current steroid and drug policies of the big two-wrestling companies in North America, World Wrestling Entertainment [WWE] and Total Nonstop Action [TNA] wrestling.

Among other findings, these eye-openers were included in Waxman's report:


*Chris Benoit tested positive three times for steroids by WWE prior to his June 2007 murder/suicide of his family but was never penalized by the company.

*40-percent of the WWE talent roster tested positive for steroids and other drugs despite being aware they would be tested when the company instituted their "Wellness Policy."

*25-percent of the TNA talent roster tested positive for steroids during the promotions baseline test while 11 talents tested positive for other substances.

*Waxman noted that while TNA has instituted a policy, there are significant weaknesses in TNA's policy.

*WWE hired four-of-five wrestlers who tested positive for steroids in a pre-hiring test, despite their positive results.

*Waxman blasted WWE for making changes to their Policy several months after instituting it to allow wrestlers to continue to perform, without pay, on television and pay-per-view events in order to maintain storyline consistency.

*Waxman also noted that WWE allowed 'therapeutic usage" of steroids from talents who were using a testosterone replacement therapy due to issues brought on by previous steroid use in their past.


Upon reading headline, I immediately read the report and a few things jumped out at me that rubbed me the wrong way, most noticeably the opening paragraph where Waxman said he was "leaving the Oversight Committee to become Chairman of the Energy and Commerce Committee" and that "over three million children and teens regularly watch professional wrestling."

Those two statements in the opening paragraph alerted me and should alert any reader who can read between the lines that Waxman did not do this investigation for a better life expectancy for professional wrestlers but rather, Waxman did this investigation because he clearly has an agenda against professional wrestling and wanted to go out from the Oversight Committee in a blaze of glory by bringing down the wrestling industry with this piece of dirty laundry.

If Waxman does not have an agenda against pro wrestling, why didn't he mention the entire, total viewership of people who watch pro wrestling rather than just focusing on children and teenagers? Waxman calling this report and his committee "impartial" is quite laughable.

As for some of Waxman's findings, he gives a lot of good numbers but doesn't give the non-fan any depth to his findings and makes it appear that WWE never did anything about the test results.

Had Waxman conducted a true, impartial report, he should have reported that since the Wellness Policy was implemented, WWE owner Vince McMahon stated that as long as any talent had a written and authorized note from their doctor that checked out for what they were taking, they would be in the clear even if they failed a test.

Also, the tests were subject to discretion as it was known that if a talent had high marks in one test but then showed a decrease in levels on their next test, they would not suffer any penalties.

As for WWE allowing wrestlers to compete for 30-days without pay on their first offense, Waxman should have informed the reader that the reason for this change in the Wellness Policy was so another disaster like the Great American Bash 2006 pay-per-view wouldn't happen again were Bobby Lashley, Great Khali, Super Crazy, Psichosis and other talents were pulled off the card the night before the show due the finding of elevated enzyme levels in their systems and created chaos in the storylines.

In addition, it's quite odd that the report doesn't mention anything about big name WWE talents like Jeff Hardy, William Regal and Randy Orton being down to their last strike with the company and another failed test will result in their termination from the company, which WWE has acknowledged quite heavily on television since Jeff Hardy returned from his 60-day suspension this spring as a result of his second offense.

Also, why isn't the incident with Raw superstar Manu not included that forced WWE to have all talents drop their pants in front of a doctor when being tested as Manu tried to cheat by using one of those fake whizzanators while down in WWE's developmental territory, Florida Championship Wrestling [FCW]?

It really upsets me that our wonderful government is going to pay more attention to this than the fact that our nation is on the brink of a depression. The government cannot have it both ways when it comes to steroid testing in professional wrestling as professional wrestling is NOT A REAL SPORT, a fact every person in the media and the ones who detest it are sure to drive home to both fans and non fans even though the fans have known this fact for years!

One cannot say professional wrestling is not a real sport and claim it as ENTERTAINMENT and then turn around and hold it to the same steroid-testing standards as real sports, such as baseball and football, whom lets be honest, are not on the up-and-up with their testing either.

The last time I checked, baseball, football and other legitimate sports test athletes for steroids so they cannot have an unfair advantage over their competition. Who exactly is a professional wrestler getting an unfair advantage over if he or she is using steroids? They aren't cheating the fans as the fans know its entertainment and not a legitimate sporting event. They aren't breaking hallowed records like the home-run record in baseball so how exactly would they be cheating?

The fact of the matter is a professional wrestler using steroids is not cheating anyone other than themselves out of a longer lifespan but its their choice as they are grown men and women who have seen what steroids and other drugs have done to their peers over the last three-decades and know the risks and dangers if they start using.

Should the government intervene and start testing professional wrestlers, than its only fair that they start testing Hollywood actors and actresses since they are in ENTERTAINMENT and there have been a plethora of cases of actors and actress dying from their drug use, most recently Heath Ledger, and correct me if I'm wrong but if I use Waxman's theory in his concluding paragraph, doesn't Ledger's drug use send the wrong message to kids that they can do all the drugs they want but if they are a good actor, they will find work?

In addition, Sylvester Stallone was busted in Australia with HGH and testosterone just a little over a year ago and publicly admitted he used those substances to get his physique for "Rocky Balboa" and "Rambo IV."

However, everyone gave Sly a pass, saying he wasn't an athlete, just an actor who was replenishing his body with substances that diminished from his body with age, and therefore, wasn't cheating anyone by using those substances. Double standard? You bet!

At the end of the day, a government intervention is not going to rid professional wrestling of steroids nor should it. The only ones who can rid steroids from professional wrestling are the wrestlers themselves and the way they go about that is forming a professional wrestling union. However, that is easier said than done since, as Terry Funk stated in his autobiography "More Than Just Hardcore," that a professional wrestling union would be nice but professional wrestlers can't even agree on the finish of a match. Do you really think they will be able to agree on a wrestling union?

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Bobby Lashley signs with PFC

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Former World Wrestling Entertainment [WWE] superstar and Extreme Championship Wrestling [ECW] champion and currently undefeated mixed martial arts fighter, Bobby Lashley [pictured above], has singed on to compete with Palace Fighting Championship [PFC] for their Feb. 6 show at the Tachi Palace Hotel and Casino in Lemoore, Calif. in a report by Loretta Hunt for sherdog.com

According to Hunt, Lashley has inked a two-fight deal with PFC as he continues to build his MMA resume towards a heavyweight title bout and possible dream match-up against current Ultimate Fighting Championship [UFC] heavyweight champion Brock Lesnar.

Lashley, who was a three-time NAIA National Champion at 177 pounds, a four-time All-American honors four times, a three-time National Amateur Wrestling Champion, a two-time Armed Forces Champion and a 2002 Silver Medalist at the Military World Championship, made a speedy debut in the realm of MMA by defeating Joshua Franklin in 41 seconds with a Technical Knockout [TKO] stoppage via a cut from elbow strikes [which you can view in its entirety at the conclusion of this entry courtesy of youtube].

Currently, there are no opponents announced for Lashley, who trains with American Top Team, but PFC promoter Christian Printup, who has been entrusted with finding an opponent for the 6'3," 265-pound prospect, stated that an opponent will be announced shortly the list of possible fighters are looked over, which include some World Extreme Cagefighting [WEC] veterans and other local Californian fighters.


LASHLEY vs. FRANKLIN

Friday, January 2, 2009

Wrestling Recipes Week 20 - Hardcore Iced Tea

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With the National Football League [NFL] playoffs on the horizon tomorrow afternoon, there is a 50/50 chance that if your favorite team is playing tomorrow, the could be eliminated in a close battle that comes down to the last play of the game or do like my Dallas Cowboys did last week against the Philadelphia Eagles with the playoffs on the line and not bother showing up to play.

If you team does unfortunately lose, you will probably want something to drink to make you forget about the fact your team let you down again and that you have to wait until Aug. to see your favorite team in action again. Should your team win, you will want something to drink to celebrate the night away as you scream at the top of your lungs, "This Night Belongs to Us!"

Luckily, the folks at World Wrestling Entertainment [WWE] magazine have just the thing for you. In the Nov. 2006 issue, former WWE talent, Jim "Sandman" Fullington was gracious enough to share his recipe for his own specialty, "Hardcore Hooch Iced Tea," which is just the pick me up anyone can use regardless of this weekends football results.




HARDCORE HOOCH ICED TEA



INGREDIENTS:
*Shot of vodka
*Shot of gin
*Shot of tequila
*Shot of rum
*Dash of triple sec
*Dash of peach schnapps
*Dash of cola
*Dash of orange juice


DIRECTIONS:
1) Combine liquor, shake and pour over ice in a highball glass.
2) Add orange juice and cola.
3) Garnish with a slice of lemon.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Kizarny to be Kazaamed!?

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Last night, the Wrestling Observer newsletter reported that despite only taping one television match so far, several key officials in World Wrestling Entertainment [WWE] have already begun to doubt the future of the newly debuted Kizarny [pictured above].

In addition, the head of talent relations, Johnny "Ace" Laurinaitis, is drawing heat within the company as it is being reported Laurinaitis is the primary supporter of Kizarny and it was his decision to push him on the Smackdown brand despite these officials feeling Kizarny is not ready for the big time.

During Kizarny's recent house-show circuit matches against fellow Smackdown wrestler MVP, these officials have showed how little faith they have in him as he has been picking up fluke wins in these matches where MVP has been controlling and carrying the matches only for Kizarny to get the win out of nowhere.

I am not going to bash Kizarny until I see his first televised match against MVP on Smackdown this Friday night but even if the match wasn't as smooth as it could have been, can you honestly blame Kizarny for being, I don't know, a little nervous since it was his first television match and his first shot at the big-time after wrestling on the independent scene for a close to 15-years?

What baffles me is that WWE has trainers in Florida Championship Wrestling [FCW], their official developmental territory for several reasons, one of which is to communicate with them to see how the developmental talents are progressing and who is ready for the big time. Why didn't these so-called officials ask the trainers thoughts on Kizarny's in-ring skills before calling him up to the main roster?

I swear, with this report and last week's report about the Hade Vansen character and prophecy group being dropped, it appears that these backstage officials are looking for the slightest thing to criticize a new talent about and if Vince McMahon says something negative about the talent, these officials chime all chime in like a groaning chorus of yes-men.

Here's something these officials should consider....if they were this trigger happy to pull the plug on new talents after their first appearance, today, there would be no MVP, Randy Orton, Batista or John Cena!